A (Purpose)
This part is scratchily akin to the Bore Haggle part in the
Bore Arrangement, and explains how you became breathing of Wednesday.
Enlarge the code to the A, e.g. AARK.
ARK - alt.religion.kibology
AM* - the alt.magick.* hierarchy
ASAR - alt.sexual.abuse.rise
AAT - alt.abuse.transcendence
RMC - rec.music.christian
IRC - Internet Supply Chin
MU* - Multi-User Interactive Environments
BOB - BOB(c)NET or Nightclub BOB(c)
WWW - Cosmos Immense Web
RAP - rec.arts.poems
AFW - alt.fan.*.wednesday
AFTB - alt.fan.the-bob
ACGX - alt.culture.generation-x
AC - alt.config
IRL - the real world (applies merely to community who met
Wednesday unofficially offline, with no online input)
TEZ - tezcat.* residence groups
CHI - chi.* residence groups
MCS - mcs.* residence groups
AD - alt.discordia
ASB - alt.sex.repression
* U (USENET)
You get stronger one level if you post from tezcat.com, cmu.edu,
or lorien.micros.com -and/or- you subscribe to alt.fan.wednesday.
You condense one level if you are Andrew Bulhak, Spirit Enemy
Of Wednesday, Dart Personification Of Nyarlthotep.
Make plain with parentheses. U* does not propel to get stronger.
U
I am on-topic for alt.fan.wednesday. In the same way as more do
you want?
U
I grep my news totter barely to read her articles.
U++ I autoselect for her on some of the groups I read.
U+ Luxuriously, I'm subscribed to alt.abuse.transcendence.
U I see her name barely about somewhere I read.
U- Wednesday. That's Tina Sikorski, right?
U-- Argh. I killfile her.
U
She's not Christina Ricci and I wish she'd get
the hell off of alt.fan.[addams.]wednesday!
U
I Join SHE'S Factual THE BOB(c)! I Join IT!
U* We post reciprocally.
!U Christina Ricci has an AOL account?
U^ Hell, I read alt.fan.wednesday, AND I DON'T Identical
Carry Doorway TO THE USENET! BWAA HAA HAAAA!
s p (w e d n e s d a y s p a c i n g)
s p # (your licence #) -- if you lug a licence
! s p -- if you don't.
* W (Cosmos Immense Web)
W
SHE Fixed ME TO HER WEB Minion. *scamper of joy*
W
I constraint her pages generally, lug reread the essays
and talking particular times, and ended a level of concerning
her to my pages at least possible like.
W++ I've checkered in after she's ended announced updates.
W+ I've gone in like or twice, and it's pictorial cool.
W I may perhaps merely see it on Lynx, so I didn't get the full
conflict.
W- Been here. Seen it. S'ok.
W-- It's a abrupt warm, and I do wish she'd get
rid of that damned significant bio. It's really useless.
W
She has no HTML sophistication whatsoever. In the same way as are you dialogue
about?!
W
I asked her to give a positive response me OFF her hotlist. Ecch.
W* We magnificence common pages of some form or in mint condition.
!W Geez, I don't even lug a BROWSER.
* M (Practice Wednesday)
M
I see Wednesday on a rather calibrate pedestal and am
informal amply with her nourishment that I can presage her
commands at restaurants.
M
I swell out with Wednesday after she makes her semi-
calibrate roadtrips a few disparate seating in the US,
she may lug crashed at my place, and I wish I saw her
more steadily.
M++ I've done auburn with Wednesday, most probably point dump
aim Chicago.
M+ I've met Wednesday at a Net-related gathering (e.g.
a.s.a.r.picnic, Peevefest, a.r.k. picnic, tezcat.grasp,
Nutmeg celebration, a.s.b. party).
M I lug never met Wednesday.
M- I barely missed reason Wednesday.
M-- I'm really not inquiring in reason Wednesday.
M
You couldn't pay me to tap Wednesday.
M
Oh, -puh-leeeeeeeze-.
M* Oh, come on, I -live with- Wednesday.
!M Who?
* C (Computers)
C
Wednesday has an access on my method.
C
Wednesday persistently checks mail and news from my method.
C++ Wednesday has telnettted to her access aim obtain at
least possible like, or dialed featuring in her method aim obtain at
least possible like.
C+ Wednesday has recycled my depot.
C Wednesday knows I lug a depot.
C- Luxuriously, I gave her counsel on how to use her method like...
C-- Wednesday doesn't know I lug a depot.
C
You kidding? I lug a.edu access that I use from the
LABS AT MY Academy. How on earth do you deem she may perhaps
use my computer?
C* I loaned Wednesday the method that she is in recent times using.
!C I am Karl Denninger, and I wouldn't aspiration Wednesday back
on my method if she profitable me -business rates-.
* D (Dating Wednesday)
THIS Passion IS Not obligatory. Wednesday action that she prefers to lug far-sighted dealings.
NOTE: net.involvements DO IN Identifiable Score.
If any of these passage in a formerly unyielding with no "idiot ex-" standing, use parentheses.
D
I am or lug been delectably complicated in a assessment
with Wednesday and lug no regrets about this.
D
We lug or lug had a close friendship with sexual
or BDSM-related overtones.
D++ We've gone out and/or scened like or twice.
D+ It's never really come up.
D WE'RE Blameless Links. Cut back ASKING.
D- I lug no touch on in unique complicated quixotically or
sexually with Wednesday, but I idle crave her.
D-- She's a bit of a split.
D
Oh, yuck.
D* It's really none of your visitors what caring of assessment
I lug, lug had, or would crave to lug with Wednesday.
!D I passage under the "idiot ex-boyfriends" editorial on
alt.fan.wednesday.
* CD (Music)
CD
We lug marvelously constant weakness in music, and may perhaps
without favoritism straightforwardly group the especially CD band with very
abrupt clank.
CD
She ended me a tape/I ended her a document that she/I really
enjoyed.
CD++ We can when all's said and done clear on everything in well-known to grace with your presence to,
but I don't crave upper limit of what she listens to.
CD+ I got her to grace with your presence to "at least possible.
CD I'm conclusive we may perhaps clear on everything if we talked about it.
CD- Best of the stuff she listens to is really calorific.
CD-- Who the HELL listens to "anymore?!
CD* We are Of The Take care. Thus, We Rest.
!CD Music never comes up between us.
* N (The Suitable Read out)
N
If I called Wednesday by her legal name, I would
survive to dialect the commentary.
N
If I called Wednesday by her legal name, she would
lopsidedly at me markedly, and most probably bitch me out.
N++ I livestock exasperating to friend her Wednesday. I ignore sometimes.
N+ I friend her by her legal name sometimes to irritable her.
N I know her legal name, but I don't use it.
N- I endlessly wondered what her legal name was.
N-- It's Leigha Holzman-Simons, right?
N
Uhhh.... everything Sikorski...
N
You mean it's not Wednesday?!
N* I've personal Wednesday because past she was called Wednesday,
so she lets me friend her by her legal name.
!N "Wednesday." It's not her real name. Geez. You'd Foothold
some people would Join how names work.
* F (Goods)
F
I know her nourishment internal out and upside down; she confer on
eat my cookery, and we can when all's said and done clear on a buffet.
F
I know she eats a lot of spirit. That's all she seems to
order at restaurants in detail.
F++ I deem she's a carnivore.
F+ I deem she eats?
F Does she eat?
F- Oh, come on. She's online all day. She doesn't eat.
F* Heck, I've even bought her lunch/dinner/breakfast.
!F It's never been discussed.
I (IRC)
I
I can name all of the channels that Wednesday when all's said and done
hangs out on, and can when all's said and done find her in need deed
a /whois.
I
I when all's said and done see her on the especially channel, and she seminar
to me generally.
I++ If I /msg her, she'll actually come back with.
I+ I know she has a alias law-abiding, but I can't endlessly
get her profit.
I I intensity lug seen her here like.
I- I didn't know she did IRC.
I-- Oh, sheesh, she does IRC?!
I
I kickban her!
I
I kickban ALL bots!
I* Heck, she idles on my method.
!I I've never even been on IRC. In the same way as are you dialogue about?
E (Email)
E
Wednesday answers my email as brusquely as she gets it,
for the upper limit part.
E
Wednesday answers my mail within a day or two, but I
understand she has a accrual and think of a inattentive return.
E++ Wednesday tries to wave my mail, but I don't deem
she gets all of it sometimes...
E+ Luxuriously, I've heard back from Wednesday, but it takes a
good yearning point.
E I've gotten email from Wednesday like or twice.
E- I've sent her mail, but she hasn't replied.
E-- I lug had to use bloodhounds to find replies from
Wednesday.
E
Why doesn't she barely get an autoresponder crave Kibo?
E
I lug a cut above luck getting a Chaste Character reference from Kibo!
E* Sheesh, she saves everything I sketch out her. Blackmail.
!E Wednesday and I lug never corresponded.
Ps (Pseudonyms/Chosen Names)
Ps
I am informal with Wednesday's preferred names from
the Cassandra Carlisle days up aim and amid
the fresh announce of Schrodinger's Cat.
Ps
I am informal with upper limit of the names Wednesday has
recycled on the Internet because 1992.
Ps++ I am informal with the many Leninist names Wednesday
has recycled (Gryphon Spiral etc.) and upper limit of the names she
receives postal mail under.
Ps+ I am informal with some of the live to tell the tale names Wednesday has
recycled because 1993.
Ps I am breathing that Wednesday uses more than one name online.
Ps- Luggage compartment, I hassle we thick this in Suitable Read out...
Ps-- I know Wednesday's not her real name, but huh?!
Ps
She has names Other THAN wednesday@tezcat.com?!
Ps* I've figured out that you can friend her by barely about any
female name and she'll in the end wave to it.
!Ps I don't accept any name but Wednesday as greatly unique hers.
Cr (Crises)
Cr
I lug seen Wednesday aim at least possible one life- or
health- threatening problematic in bash.
Cr
I lug seen Wednesday aim at least possible one life- or
health-related problematic via Internet or call on.
Cr++ I lug unfilled my bring together to Wednesday in a problematic,
but she has never vital to give a positive response me up on it.
Cr+ I am particular to the examination that Wednesday has
had some emotional evils.
Cr I arbitrate she's had a pictorial gravelly life.
Cr- Yeah,. but my mommy recycled to hit me harder.
Cr-- My parents recycled to hit me after I was a kid, and I'm
looking talk to to damage up my kids, aren't you?
Cr
I don't see why she has to howl all the time. Sometimes
I wish she would Cut back whining!
Cr
She can barely turn round up in a rubber bullet and die for all I heed.
Cr* I lug had the detail especially problematic as Wednesday at
overlapping times.
!Cr I hassle she was happy....?
Dk (Dicksizing)
Dk
But MY crises were more fundamental than that OD at the
district park!
Dk* In the same way as are you buzzing about?
!Dk Ha. I win.
R (Mysticism)
R
Wednesday is a Christian in orientation who maintains
a ritual form and scene based on a history of Pagan,
In a state, and or else eclectic study.
R
Wednesday is one of community Christopagan types.
R++ Wednesday's a Pagan, but she read the Bible.
R+ I don't deem Wednesday has a real religion per se.
R I am not breathing of Wednesday's goody-goody orientation.
R- She's too wimpy to be a real Christian.
R-- She's too wimpy to be a real Witch.
R
SHE HAS BETRAYED THE ONE Frank Believe OF THE GODDESS!
R
SHE IS A New start OF ONE OF THE WITCHBURNERS!
R* Heck, I've prayed with/participated in ritual with/
gone to church with Wednesday; it doesn't lug a name
that doesn't lug the luggage of everything glaring
wrong.
!R Isn't she Buddhist?
Wh (Whips)
A combination Wh+- withdraw is worldly.
Wh+ I lug been whipped by Wednesday.
Wh- I lug whipped Wednesday.
Wh* I can get in up Wednesday's whips and substitution for myself barely
out of the depressed.
!Wh Pain? Yeesh.
ST (Steve Taylor)
ST
Steve Taylor is, was and confer on be. Exceedingly for Chagall
Guevara.
ST
Chagall Guevara is really cool.
ST++ I crave Steve, but he doesn't really snag me.
ST+ "I Wish To Be A Twice as many" was OK.
ST I know who he is.
ST- Steve Taylor is anti-Christian.
ST-- Steve Taylor is a secularized sellout.
ST
Steve Taylor is a secularized sellout anti-Christian
with bad hair and a big trunk.
ST
Terry Taylor?!
ST* I'm gonna doorway to you about humility, type I've GOT IT!
!ST Doesn't Wednesday prefer Queensryche?
Q (Queensryche)
Q
Can't spit the defend from my sanity, I can't cry anymore...
Q
Identical in death, she idle looks sad.
Q++ She doesn't hope in love.
Q+ It without delay hit her crave a two-ton plump thing.
Q She's encouraging nearby to me in silent clarity.
Q- Domo Arigato Mr. Robato
Q-- Poseurs. Nehi grape sip.
Q
In the same way as an shocking.inkling coach.
Q
Her name was Lola, she was a performer...
Q* I've endlessly personal that the mirror never lies.
!Q SomeDAAAAAAAAY my PRINCE confer on Elaborate...
Ka (Discordianism)
Ka
Never sanity the bollocks, here's the kallisti.
Ka
Nightshift is badly agile.
Ka++ Get out of that sanity meld!
Ka+ Flood Eris.
Ka I've heard of the Principia Discordia.
Ka- I crossposted to alt.discordia like.
Ka-- Damned anarchists.
Ka
INWO is a cool card game.
Ka
Damned Satanists.
Ka* I'm...oh, never sanity.
!Ka Never sanity the kallisti; I'm Bollocks.