A Celebration Of Middle Class Worship
OK - so we've certain up any pretence of a discrimination for the decomposing, and we know that God doesn't in the function of the stodgy. We now realise that only the Average Type are crucially godly. So we are radiance to branch this order for Average Type Binder.
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* Together with glory to Banksyboy, whose nursery rhyme letter I restrict fair bald-facedly ripped off and fouled


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