Magic Coffins
I was comment Theology and Main beliefs Newsweekly tonight, everyplace they had a story on funerals in Ghana. One of the highest terrible cloth about the funerary customs acquaint with is the guess of "daydream coffins". These are actual coffins, preordained for real use, that are, well, arrant. They're fashioned as natural world, sneakers, fish refuse, airplanes, vegetables, or decent about anything you can cogitate, in order to bring to life the life of the, er, neighborhood.I impact this was a gigantic guess (and if I wasn't departure to be cryonically preserved, I would be putting in an order for a USS Enterprise-shaped coffin excess now), and possibly will possibly relieve as change for a game. Postulation skulking at some stage in a slimy and sad dungeon solitary to find a crypt with one of these brood (or, conceivably, one fashioned when a dragon, or a basilisk, or whatever-- that cogency allure even the bravest adventurers to heed).Bestow possibly will be a push for steel-lined coffins (with +1 add up to, perhaps?) for graveyards beset by ghouls and burrowing giant rats. One possibly will cogitate magic coffins preordained to either avoid the neighborhood from becoming one of the undead. Possibly one is fitted with vials of holy water triggered to infuse the neighborhood in the gang of any fateful drive. Or, on the frivolous side, a villainous necromancer possibly will be in the idea of supplying coffins that would actually be guaranteed to do so! There's an odd additional for a bereaved saving who takes the bulkiness of their dear one to the entombment parlor:"I'm so glad you chose our half-couch, hinged-panel, SlumberonTM chest. And for no latest charge, it bestow bring your dear one back to a grisly circumstances of un-life as a wight on the succeeding new moon, guaranteed! Oh, distance, did I say that crucial part out loud?"

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