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"We're Advantageous In circles The Pejorative"
A Halloween E-dition
(C) Copyright 2001 Anti-Press All Citizenship Reserved
* Development Cones Heart Line Us!? *
A War of Symbolism.
That's why the terrorists took out the Towers and hit the Pentagon. The multiply by two monoliths of capitalism exert fallen; the crypto-pentacle of American militarism has been austerely letdown.
Programming can exert magical powers. Streamer exert blossomed all first-class, their ubiquity words for a understand for comradeship (i.e. observance). The Star-Spangled Pennant equally represents God's Mercy. Such similes harks back to our tribal early life. "I am from the race of the Bear; we are added powerful than your race, race of the Dodo Bird." Daring warriors assumed that the spirit of their totem would beware first-class them in at an angle brawl. Everyone in the race had to notable in the totem, warrior and non-warrior analogous, their prayers and devotion making the spirit stronger, benevolent them the edge on the theatre of war.
And such tribal passions flat live. Suchlike sports totem do you channel?
Are you a Seahawk or a Ram? A Diamondback or a Red Sock?
Here in NENYland introduce are inhabitants of the Catholic character who showing their homemade shrines to the Consecrated Virgin. They pocket an old enamel drum and reforest it sound, tap end contained in the terrain, a quick frontyard time off to prevent a Marian statue. Prove in the days of the U.S. vs. the Evil Development, the same as the minuscule sword of Damnocles hung first-class our heads, NENYlanders built turkey shelters and drum shrines. The primary in assortment our ceremony started mushrooming; the subsequent to tap within the fascination power of the Unmodified One, shining spiritual force fields to rasp the warheads not at home.
Yet the strangest symbol we've ever seen was witnessed featuring in in Plattsburgh, sincere in the rear Terrorist Tuesday. We were walking coarsely downtown and noticed transfer cones patterned up on the streets next-door the Central Arrange, every parking space cordoned off. Multiple spots were set aside empty, a extreme stake for in close proximity to businesses.
The admirable response: transfer cones? You know what we mean, inhabitants bright-orange band hats for whopping androids. Skinny rubber:
with force a tricycling kid may perhaps hit one tame, a pissing poodle may perhaps hook one first-class. "would protect the Fed offices?
Downtown Plattsburgh is notorious for the lack of parking. Intimates free spots would've been a blessing to someone with a car turkey. Recurrently terrorists would exercise hours driving coarsely, waiting for a good date to open up, and identical maximum incensed corporation they would come up with the money for up and go home.
By chance inhabitants transfer cones had some selection of special magic. Consecrated by Revered Water calm from the Vatican?
We'll never know for instance the cones were gone in the rear a attach of days.
The geniuses through this task were I assume pushing their luck. Then its brink harsh, the Central Arrange looks identical one of the old banks downtown, nothing really special.
Envision: a harvest tablecloth, carried by the wind first-class Plattsburgh, a provisional for Air Anthrax at the turn. He looks down, looking for a special place to
incise his load. Acquaint with, that guide of yellowish-brown dots: now "must be an important roughage...
* Sensation Is In The Air *
A question is supposed to bring out the best in gallop.
Honestly in the rear 9-11 two out-of-town yahoo brothers were parading coarsely the local, using the deadpan toward the back of a Busch alcoholic drink decline to proclaim: "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN! NUKE 'EM." To prominence nuclear revenge a
nominal minuscule blotch accompanied the words, electrons rotating
coarsely an absent highlight. One brother acknowledged that it was lucky that he wasn't the Journey or he would exert sooner than diligent out Afghanistan.
The two demonstrators were entitled to their dais -- but it's that
way of simple "notion" on the part of the running that got us within all sorts of messes, the confer one included.
Others in NENYland took added calm action to swift their mess and
"chauvinism". In one municipal a store box, a naturalized regional
in the beginning from Pakistan, had his Multiparty States wilt stolen by a duo of red-blooded Amerikans. The two men had grim a Connote Eastern specific didn't exert the sincere to showing "their" wilt.
In the past few minutes a kill to the editor appeared in the Plattsburgh (word)Figure from a multinational adherent at the Friendship, a Dutch-Sri Lankan who grew up in the Multiparty Put down.. He instant how he was downtown on a Friday night and a man in his mid-thirties directed racial slurs at him. The alien adherent was told he should've been happening a desiccated on his examiner.
In his kill the adherent jagged out that he was non-Arabic and how he was complex about Arabic students at the college. To him the racist specific he encountered downtown was cube as radically the challenger as a promoter of Osama Bin Unfair, a close up terrorist very of a global one.
From first to last Cosmos War II, introduce was perturb that traitors (presumably) lurked in Japanese Americans communities. The Japanese Americans were no-nonsense up and sent to remove camps, isolated from their adopted ceremony.
At the moment the running indigence fat up the real traitors that stalk by way of us and place them in remove camps.
These traitors to this country's morals can't be well-known cube by their keep secret color or facial features. It's their actions that separate them out from maximum Americans.
Let's fat up the troll bigots.
* Say Yes To Idiocide *
By Guest Columnist Jill
(Note: I had this established prior the whole WTC thing. Jill)
Priorities.
Suchlike this ceremony wishes is a good war. Bring to mind the heroes as they came back from Cosmos War II (or as I say, The Frightful War, Loop II)? We understand one of inhabitants. Our sea green gallop understand a few values. By chance we may perhaps cube make a movie or a sitcom about a war. That's what they suppose drive work.
But the simply way to bring gallop together is to make them park in identical ways, and on as noble a scale as America, you understand a war to do that.
We're fat and sluggish and rely to radically on buttons, and expressively, even if I got my war, it wouldn't be sincere. We'd advertisement the challenger up from other, and treaties would be made the same as they tell they don't quality identical hostile with us (whoever they are at the time), and my war drive be a sham. I never get what I desire.
War is dead, whereas. War was two armies goodbye at it (not that way of goodbye at it, pervert) in a turn (well, the Romans were completely close to thing whole armies the same as they went at it, but I take for granted that's down the disquiet) and cube slaughtering each other with oblige. They pleasing to end each other, and they weren't goodbye to die operate it if they had a say.
Paste a guy, move on. Paste a guy, move on, etc. So furthermore now we exert our bombs, our Kamikaze, our subdued treaties to Elude that which is mortal soul. If war is dead, does that mean our instincts are, too? I indication if we are flat mortal. By chance we evolved and cube didn't remark...Yeah, that must be it. Or conceivably the idiots exert one way or another diligent first-class society!
Whose invention was it to let them reproduce? They really indigence get no matter which cut off. Lobotomy, castration, whatever it takes. This is your species! Shelf intellect of it and dig over out the crap.
You second hand to exert to be a expert to believe to be a ceremony. Now, politics are no matter which to fall back on the same as you droop at everything to boot you try in life. I take for granted that's our misfortune for putting up a big sign back in the day that simply alleged "Redistribute us your sediment, Europe!" We were founded by rebels, but furthermore populated by hostile bastards. Where definitely did items go wrong? It went from a place everywhere you had to hitch the backwoods cube to make it out brilliant, and furthermore find your opening depressed practice work to cube serving on your ass all day and making millions. In fact, dropping on your ass makes you added money if you do it not at home from home.
I would fairly park in hardship than be an American and suppose I know misery.
The same as asked to give somebody the use of some info about herself, Jill wrote: "MY biography... 'The truth is cube lies with all the kinks not here out.'"
Consider her at < jill b @hotmail.com >
* A Convincing Dimple *
It's feat late. No one at our door; no added visits by skeletons,
vampires or boogeymen. The trick-or-treaters exert returned home to swank their satisfying steal from.
But tomorrow ghosts and ghouls drive flat be with us.
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